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ARGH!!!!! shucks man, i failed my TP way beyond anyone's imagination! i've never tasted the most 'successful failure' in my pathetic life ever before!

What a way to 'score' for ur tp, with an incredible accumulation of FORTY SIX demerit points! FORTY SIX, i tell you! You need at least 18 points to pass, and my score almost TRIPLED the passing mark!! 46!!! Have i set a new record or WHAT??!?!!

My errors are:
STRIKING CURB
ALMOST GOT INVOLVED IN AN ACCIDENT (HAHAHAHA!!! WTFF!!!!)
ABRUPT CHANGING OF LANES
SLOW REACTION TIME
BAD JUDGEMENT
AND THE LISTS GOES ON! .. AND ON!! .. AND ON!!!

As i asked my tester how many demerit points i got, he said 'just a minute' as he painstakingly calculate my errors; additions of my many many 8, 4, 2 points; and poor fellow, i almost wanted to lend him my scientific calculator to save him from his mathematical predicament!

Just after he announced my demerit points,i
a) dunnoe whether to cry or to laugh,
b) just feel like asking him to round off the number to the nearest tenth (that would be 50 points) as it would sound much sweeter and shorter.

And it certainly helps that he ended our test early. the test started at 4.30pm and it's supposed to take one hour to complete (at 5.30pm), but i merely took half and hour to complete the session (by 5.00pm). Had he followed the stipulated test duration, i would have easily scaled the 3-digit-number mark for my demerit points, and at once created history since man invented the first four-wheeler!!!!

My god... even my instructor made fun of me, 'empat puluh enam? malaikat empat-puluh-empat pun kalah! '

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