it all started on 140108 at 1220 hrs when miss pauline li became the first person to send me the bday greetings. Yup, I’m sleeping at that time, but i dun mind waking up to a nice surprise by reading her sms. Honestly, I’m quite touched by the contents, and I’ve had no idea that we've been friends for almost 9 years! haha!
okay, now to camp. i knew i had to go thru one of the tumultuous time of my life, after knowing that all the guys there got to know that today is my birthday. to us, a person's bday is like a free bash-him-up day or u can sabotage him by doing nasty, unimaginable things. Unimaginable, i tell u, coz their way of sabotaging people is truly out-of-this-world. Trust me.
i think it's a customary "NS men's" way to celebrate one's bday. Shucks man! Now is the perfect time to wish that u've never been born!
So imagine my anxiety when the whole 27 men got up and about, knowing that today is my special day.
immediately after briefing, a good 15 of them got hold of me and carried me, forcing my legs to spread wide apart. and then they did the unthinkable: they heaved me into the bark of a huge tree, groin first, with my legs spread apart and my 'manhood', almost literally, hang at the tree's mercy.
Ouch.
Deeply sensational, i tell u, is what i felt at that time! If not for the staff sergeant to ask them to stop, i woud be in a more greater trouble! And that's only the sneak preview, they warned, the blockbuster's going to be at night!
and so finally darkness falls and I knew the time had come for the ultimate showdown. But by then they had given me a choice:
1) to be beaten up by all of them
2) or to run around the guardroom area with nothing but my underwear
seriously, I had a hard time to choose which option is better for me. But then I realized, given my petite and fragile frame, I wouldn’t want to risk having one or two broken bones by getting mauled by 8 fully-uniformed (with boots and all that!) men. I had no choice but to decide on to lose some of my dignity than to gain physical pain.
So I stripped down almost to my bare essentials and began my challenge. One skinny boy in just a blue underwear running around the guardroom area up till the exit and doing dirty dance at izwan. Funny? Imagine the humility I have to endure!!
everything's going well when suddenly a car arrived at the scene. Panic-striken, i ran towards our rover and leaped, wth feline reflexes, into the back of the rover. i definitely had no time to unlock the latch, lower down the support and mount slowly and carefully into the rover! i hid for almost two minutes, just me and my blue underwear inside the rover,like a pathetic snail in a shell, peering carefully to see if the car has left.
and all the while, my trusty companions are having their laughs out as the comedy unfolds in front of their very eyes.
after all that, i thought it was all over when suddenly they called me to meet at the back of the guardroom. there, they gathered around me, blocking my every points of exit. finally, one of them brought out a pail of water, mixed with flour and soap and all the ingredients that would have created the powerpuff girls and poured it onto me. i was naked, drenched and humilated...when suddenly i have a wicked idea! i decided to hug them since they're fully-clothed and would not risk having a dirty uniform!
and so, the tables are turned, and now, they have to run away from my wrath!!!! HAHAA!! so, at around 10 o'clock at night, the guardroom has suddenly became a massive catching ground for 20-year-olds in green uniform, laughing and gaying, and me, still happily running in my favourite blue briefs. HAHA!
After washing up, I was surprised that they called me in again. What is it this time? Will there be a beating even though I’ve completed my challenge? Will there be another challenge? WHAT NOW???? It’s definitely a lose-lose situation for me! They then asked me to close my eyes, and promised me that it won’t hurt this time. I was, ‘yeah rite’, won’t hurt huh? Nevertheless, I closed my eyes, prepared to get the whacking out of my life, but alas, promised me, they actually did!
AS I opened my eyes, kamal, fareez and the gang went out slowly of the door, escorting a birthday cake, complete with lighted candles and all, singing happy birthday to me. MY GOD! So damned freaking sweet isn’t it? I was so deeply touched by the scene I tell you, if I were a woman I’d definitely cry on my knees! What a surprise! I was totally unprepared for this, I’d thought it would be a night of hostility and pain and misery for me, but then, there’s love in my army friends after all!
It'd indeed been one of my special days ever, like how birthdays are meant to be for anymone!
:) :) :)
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