Silver-ware :)

Sometimes, i'm so thankful for the natural fitness of my body. Just take today's ippt as an example. I've never trained for my IPPT, always Chao Keng for all the live runs and morning PTs that my sgt conducted and yet can achieve the silver award, needless to say, without so much effort. C'mon ah, my daily life routine is just to sleep, wake up to eat, and do duty. I've rarely joined my friends for gym outings because i usually wanted to go home to sleep. And the live runs my unit conducted every wednesday; i think i've done more road marshaling then running, that even my PTI 'advised' me to sign-on as a road marshaler instead. Arsehole! And then the morning PT my sgt conducted, onced he joined us in the 1.6km run (4 rounds on the tracks). Halfway through the run, when he's still upfront, i diverted my run to the nearest water cooler and hid there until they've all completed one full round before rejoining. Those behind me who saw my antiques were only reduced to cursing and swearing and luckily, they nv Pai Tao me. The funniest part is that on my third round (which is supposed to be the 4th and final round), I even had the audacity to overtake my sgt and pretended to pant and breathe heavily like those kenyan olympic runners and asking him to go faster and that c'mon-u-can-do-it encouragement. HAHA!

But then my heart goes out to my hardworking and willed friends but were unable to pass their Ippt. Weeks of arduous training on the treadmil, weights and all those extra efforts just to overcome the major obstacles that accounts for major failures, i think, for IPPT - the 2.4km run. Sometimes I think its due to their weight, but personally, i still think its the mind. They told me that im light, so i can run. WTF! I begged to differ! Its not as simple as it seemed man! WHat do they think? That thin ppl dun tire and dun feel pain? That when i run 2.4km, i dun feel like dying? Okay, maybe it's and added advantage, but i still think its ur endurance level. At least, for pull-ups, i think weight IS a factor coz u have to pull more mass up than thin ppl.
AND IM NOT THIN, okay! My best buddy told me that im L-E-A-N okay! ANd that i can defeat a 100 kg guy in arm wrestling okay! I can even show u the pic of me and him and u can compare our massive size difference okay! Okay lah, actually i lost, BUT then he secretly admitted to me that he cheated; by pushing his free hand on the side table, and thus using his weight. WTH!! He told me he also got face lah, how can he afford to lose to someone almost a third the size of him in front of our friends, rite? He even admitted that actually i can defeat him! SO i can consider that as a V-I-C-T-O-R-Y, and just told him, ' okaylah, i understand'. HAHAHA ! How happy am i ???!!! :D

But sometimes, i think ur metabolism rate doesnt help much, when especially, ure trying to GAIN weight!!! WTF man! I see my friends all gain weight so easily (of course they dun like it lah), but i sleep and eat and sleep and eat and yet, nothing happened! Now im trying to have hard boiled eggs every morning as my diet to gain weight. Of course lah, i dun need to gain such a weight so that i can go round my house in tiger-striped underwear saying, "check out my matching pipes", while flexing my beefcakes like those in mocca ad; but i will be the happiest kid in the world just to reach the 60kg mark!